On this day, I (hesitantly) must admit to y’all that I have done it. I have trimmed the beard.
Let me say again before mass hysteria breaks out and the world as we know it ceases to exist….
I TRIMMED the beard. Trimmed. It is still more manly than most of you poor bastards out there, but it is a far cry from its glorious self, as witnessed by thousands of CrossFitters while at the Games.
So, as of today, Coach Chris Hartwell is the only MAN left standing at the peak of Man Mountain. He has showed amazing resolve in his beard journey and deserves recognition. Enjoy.